You know you're married to an advertising jock when...

• A 'copy' test tests how 'original' you can be
• Work officially 'begins at 8 pm
• They spend more time working on 'changes' than ads
• You feel the need to celebrate when they leave office by 8
• Playing Counter Strike is supposed to be a mind stimulant that gets the creative juices going
• The local eat-out, or rather, order in, guide is the most well-thumbed publication at their workplace
• They send you YouTube links to some of the best ads in the world, and you wonder why what they do looks nothing like that at all
• 'What are you guys really working on right now?' always yields vague and non-specific responses
•  When you're hanging out with a bunch of friends, you end up also hugging and high-fiving your partner because you're meeting them after just as long as you're meeting your friends
• You actually find yourself having elaborate conversations with them over the phone, or on Facebook (since, you know, when and where else would you?)
• You don't know whether he/she is accompanying you on a trip till you are actually on the train
• It has nothing whatsoever to do with glamour, money, or Wednesday night media-discounts, which is probably what you married them for in the first place!                                                                  

*Disclaimer: Written in a spirit of absolute fed-up-ness during a particularly hectic week at work for my husband. Hence the brutality. Mind it not :) Although I'm pretty sure this will soon be followed by a post on his blog titled 'You know you're married to a psychologist when...' Shudder :)